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Blondinka hovori manželovi:Citim sa zle,asi budem chora..."Vezmi si teplomer..."poradi jej manžel.Už som si ho vzala,ale nepomohol...."
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-Pretože ma piču v hlave
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lebo na dverách je napis tlač
Prečo blondínky nemôžu surfovať po internete?
Lebo by vytopili počítač.
Beží blondínka za papamobilom a kričí:STOJTE! Papez povie:stojme a ochranka povie nie je to urcite niaky terorista!
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-???
-Dajte jej papirik ,na ktorom z obidvoch strán je napísané ´´otoč´´.
Stretnu sa dve blondinky na autibusovej stanici a jedna sa pyta tej druhej
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-jednotkou a ty?-...
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Viete ako zabaviť blondínku na celý deň?Postavte ju do miestnosti s tvarom kruhu a povedzte:"nájdi roh"
Viete preco lejú blondínky vodu do počítača lebo chceju surfovat po internete!
Jedna blondýna robí vodičák a inštruktor sa jej hovorí:
popíšte funkciu motora.Blondína odpovie:brm-brm-brmm-brmbrmmmmmmm.
Viete prečo blondínky dávajú botasky do klietky??
???
Lebo je na nich napísané Puma..:D
Príde blondínka do obchodu -( chladničky , mikrovonky, televízory,..)
Pýta sa predavača koľko stojí táto mikrovonka predavač hovorí blondínkam nepredávame ! Blondínka sa prefarby na čierno vlásku a
hovorí koľko stojí tato mikrovonka predavač povie blondínkam nepredavame blondínka sa naštve a odíde do kaderníctva . prefarbená na brunetku pýta sa predavača koľko stojí tato mikrovonka ? predavač povie blondínkam nepredávame ! Blondínka sa nasere a spyta sa ako viete že som blondínka? No viete toto nieje mikrovonka ale televízor!
Dve blondinky stoja na zastavke a cakaaju na vlak.jedna sa pyta druhej na ake cislo cakas? 2 odpovie na 6 a ty? ja cakam na 7 .odrazu pride vlak cislo 13 a prva povie ahh to je nas tak podme obidve.
Vonku prsi a blondinka sa diva z okna na zahradu. Pride za nou manzel, a blondinka hovori: "mal by si ist poliat zahradu" manzel zaskocene hovori: "ved prsi" blondinka nato: "tak si vezmi dazdnik"
Idú tri blondínky a hádajú sa kto má najsprostejšie dieťa.
Ide prvá a vraví: "Môjmu dieťatu je 1 rok a vraví mi - Choď do riti!".
Ide druhá a hovorí: "Môjmu dieťaťu je 1 mesiac a vraví mi - Ty kráva!"
Ide tretia a vraví: "No tak moje dieťa je je ešte v bruchu a už mi hovorí - Mama daj k sebe nohy, je mi zima!"
Blondínka si vari kávu a zostane jej v konvici teplá voda,tak zavolá svooju kamarátku blondinku a pýta sa jej:,,Ty zostala mi teplá voda z konvice čo mám s ňou robiť?\"Druhá:,,daj ju do mraziakčy teplá sa vždy zide
Rozprávajú sa dve blodnýnky a jedna howorí druhej:
Ak uhádneš koľko mam doma lakov na nechty, dám ti oba.
Tri?
Počuli ste už o tej blondínke, ktorá sa scvokla???
Šesť rokov pracovala v bordeli, a potom zistila, že ostatné ženské si za to nechávajú platiť.
Prídu tri blondínky pred čarovné zrkadlo.Ktorá z nich povie klamstvo vtiahne ju.Príde prvá a hovorí:ja si myslím že som najkrajšia na svete bzzzt vtiahne ju.Pred zrkadlo sa postaví druhá blondínka a hovorí:ja si myslím že som najmúdrejšia na svete bzzzt vtiahne ju.Nakoniec sa pred zrkadlo postaví tretia blondínka a hovorí ja si myslím bzzzt.
Ide blondinka do ikei nakupovat nabytok(skrinu) uz ide platit a pyta sa jej predavacka ze ci chce aj mechanika ona ze nie pride domov postavi skrinu prejde elektricka a skrina padne zase postavi skrinu prejde elektricka a skrina padne tak vola do ikei ze nech jej poslu teda toho mechanika mechanik pride postavi skrinu a blondinka povie uvidite ze ked prejde elektricka tak ta skrina padne on povie idem sa teda pozriet do tej skrine ze co s nou je pride manzel domov otvori skrinu a mechanik povie radsej mi jednu strelte lebo mi neuverite ze cakam na elektricku
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